CLEVELAND, OHIO – “Our economy’s based on LeBron James!” Everybody sing along! Too soon? Oh. Right. Sorry. Poor Cleveland. Tonight it became official: LeBron James is heading for Miami. (Moment of Silence.) If you’re wondering why LeBron chose to leave (and if you haven’t been to Cleveland) it’s time for you to see this Hastily Made Tourism Video:
And If that didn’t entice you (to make fun of Cleveland not to visit it), here’s part two.
When it comes down to it, Cleveland is not that bad. They actually have seriously good restaurants . . . excellent Christmas Ale from Great Lakes Brewery . . . the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame . . . and that’s about it. Cleveland . . . rocks?